Poly Gets the Picture

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Thanks, ASTRAL.
I'm receiving the image you sent...
Wait a nanosecond...

For CRYOGENIC out loud!

I KNOW what that is!

At least...I know what that LOOKS like.

But it can't be.




What would a PYRAMID from ANCIENT EARTH, be doing GALAXIES away?

...on a previously UNINHABITED planet?

...MILES below the brand new WONDERLENS Amusement Park?

It can't be real!

Can it?
 

Tuesday, 02 September 2003

Tip of the Temple
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Oh, it's the real deal alright. And this is just the TIP of the TEMPLE, sweetie.

What I have to tell you next is going to FRY YOUR CIRCUITS! Well...hopefully not literally. I don't have any backup circuits on me...

...and the Fungilans are looking a little...restless.

By the way, I KNOW the Fungila Monster methods aren't quite... Safe & Sane - but what OTHER choice do I have?

I HAVE to get to ANCIENT EARTH. It's the only way I can find the HARD SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE I need.

Look, the Fungilans are starting to fire up the last of the Pop Tarts.

Wish me luck.

Better yet...do robots ever pray?

Astral - out

Thursday, 04 September 2003

Smart Cookie
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WAIT!

ASTRAL

- there's another way!

And YES...we robots pray all the time. You would too if you ever worked food service.

But honestly - there IS another way! We still have ”TIMMY”. He can open a WONDERLENS PORTAL. It'll take you to any place...any time period. I know, he's already got his hands...er...tentacles full....but he's our best shot.


This HAS to be safer than hurling yourself through a flaming wormhole activated by two guys who can't reset a WRISTWATCH without causing third degree burns.

Come ON, Astral. You're a SMART COOKIE. Think this through.

Astral...?

Friday, 05 September 2003

Smart Cookie Crumbles
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Yeah. I'm still here.

Actually, I was sort of HOPING you'd talk me out of it. So...if we're such smart cookies, let's PROVE IT.

Let's RE-MAKE HISTORY.

I grabbed the last of the toaster pastries before the whole batch went SUPERFROSTED-NOVA. Let's see what ”TIMMY” can do.

So - how exactly is this going to work? I've never traveled by, uh... SQUID-BOY before.

Astral - out

Tuesday, 09 September 2003

Break on Through...to the Astral Side

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It's pretty simple...in theory.


As long as TIMMY is in this 2-Dimensional state, he should be able to pass through the HOLOBLOG to your side, Astral.

Once Timmy's on your side of the blog, just give him the Pop Tarts. He'll ignite them and try to open a stable WONDERLENS PORTAL. I know...he's not looking too stable himself, but I according to my calculations it should work.

Either that or it'll melt your EYEBALLS.

Ready?

Stand back, Astral!

I'm sending Timmy through.
 

Thursday, 11 September 2003
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Holy !!!
”TIMMY” is...well...he's not quite 2D OR 3D.


He's in some kind of UNNATURAL FLUX DIMENION. He's stuck...INSIDE the HOLOBLOG!

kinda cool lookin' though....

sorry.

Timmy - can you hear me?

Oh hex, tentacles doesn't have EARS!